Tyalor Gen 1, part 5

Last post for generation 1, yay! We’re slowly moving forward! Last time the boys flirted and then went on a trip to China to explore and get to know each other better before they all get married and move on and the heir is chosen.  This update is going to be really short as it’s mainly just everyone getting married. The next update, however, will be crazy long since I’d like to keep the heir’s college experience down to just one update.

 When they got home from China Michelle just lit into Matty. I was so confused, he didn’t do anything wrong! But apparently she was mad because he skipped school. To go to China. With her and the rest of the family. Good grief, Michelle seriously needs to just chill a little bit.

 They brought back a martial arts training dummy so Matty spends a lot of time practicing.

Matty: It’s going to hit me in the face, I just know it!

It was then that tragedy struck.

RIP Hershey, you were a wonderful little dog. Your contributions to the family in the form of gems have helped greatly!

Grim delights in your suffering and heartbreak. 

Brad being, well, Brad passed out from the stress of it all. 

But the tragedy and heartbreak wasn't over.

RIP Heiko, you too will be missed. 

Brad: Ohhh the heartache

Here he goes again -_-

*thud*

Jake invited Serena out to a park for a date and they started making fun of this girl, who they were also making fun of in last update's party. Poor thing, I don't know why everyone hates her so much!

She really is quite fugly. Oh well, she actually likes Jake and that alone makes her worth keeping. 

They're finally dating!

And then she left Jake standing there while she ran over to meet and take a picture with some random celeb. So much dedication, right there!

This made Jake oh so happy, as you can imagine.

Still, not about to let one little incident get in his way (though maybe he should have), Jake proposed to Serena! Talk about a fast moving relationship!

Serena: OMG YAYAYAYAYAY *jumps up and down*

Obviously she said yes. So that's two down, one more to go!

For whatever reason the game has given him glasses when he changes into his martial arts uniform and it drives me crazy!

Oh hai horse. Lol I love how the wild horse has a braided tail, very wild there. And woah this horse is a conformation train wreck, look at that chest and then his crazy belly tuck up. Ick. 

It's Matty's birthday!

Matty: Hmm, what do I wish for??

The expressions in this picture made me laugh.

And here he is as a young adult! He's not horrible but I was definitely hoping he'd be more attractive. I think of the three Bradley is definitely the best looking but his traits were just so boring. Matty at least has the klepto trait that will make life interesting. His traits are Athletic, Artistic, Kleptomaniac, Loves the Heat and Shy (shy being his newest one) and his Lifetime Wish is to reach level 10 in the criminal career's thief branch (I think the official name for that is Master Thief but I can't remember), And while I was waiting to officially decide until he aged up, in case he rolled some godawful trait that I couldn't handle, he didn't so he's officially the generation 2 heir!

They kept rolling wants to get a slip-n-slide so I figured why not, and now this is all Bradley wants to do. Dude, you need to find some grown up things to do!

*Mutual dislike*

What are you doing in my backyard? You're a zombie and are supposed to stay out of fenced-in areas! Get lost! *cough*I cheated and reset her to get her to leave*cough*

You can't really see it super clearly here but Bradley came out while Brad was gardening to play in the sprinklers. See, one giant kid!

Brad: Um, seriously, get lost kid, I'm trying to garden here!

He ate some of Brad's chili-whatever (I can't remember what the dish is called but it has ghost chilies in it).

LOL his facial expressions as he dealt with the super spicy chili made me laugh. So great!

Graduation time for Matty!

Matty: Oh wow, I can't believe I'm actually graduating!

He graduated with Honour and was voted Most Artistic. Which, yeah, I guess that's true. 

Since Bradley's shy and hates crowds he and Staci had a small private wedding at one of the parks. 

They are now married! And apparently they had a Chinese tourist come out to watch an American wedding, okay then. 

....Oh dear. 

I don't think he has a clue who this girl he just married really is. I foresee heartbreak in his future.

Okay, that's better. Staci moved in and her traits are Flirty, Snob, Loves the Outdoors, Family Oriented, and Loves the Cold and her Lifetime Wish is Master Romancer. Which means she wants to sleep with I think like 5 different sims in 5 different places or something like that. That explains her behaviour, yup, Jake is really going to have a tough time with this girl. 

Her original look wasn't too bad but I still decided to give her a makeover. I also broke down and added some custom hair to my game. 

Lol,  nothing like gardening in your tux.

Taking his college entrance exams. He is not impressed!

Staci: He did such a good job with this ring! It's so big and beautiful!

Giving him a nice, sexy massage. That face is really....special. 

I think somebody's pregnant :DDD She and Bradley are going to stay with Brad and Michelle in this house while my heir and Jake will move out. 

Oh my god, what is with this girl??? I don't get their obsession at all.

Matt: Okay Dad, I'm going to show you my college exam results. Please don't freak out okay?

Brad: Okay...

Matt: Here they are!
Brad: *can't wrap his head around how one of his kids could actually do well in school*

Matt did really well in the fine arts part of the exam and would have had a really nice scholarship if he wanted to get a fine arts degree but he needs a business degree to get into the criminal career. Still, he did better than his brother did and he is eligible for a small scholarship. 

Brad: I'm so proud of you son.

Matt: Thanks Dad!

Wedding time for Serena and Jake!

That moment when everyone's more excited about the celeb that came than they are about Jake getting married. 

And they're married! 

So many feels!

Time to cut the cake!

He really doesn't look that happy to be married. 

...what the hell is up with this girl???

She was just standing there, she wasn't doing anything that would remotely warrant being mercilessly teased. I mean, she does look rather hideous but it's not like sims have any taste and would notice that. 

She then proceeded to have a meltdown of sorts, probably because everyone keeps freaking making fun of her!

See what I mean? She's related to Serena, maybe her sister? Something like that. I'm not sure what her traits are and I have no idea why everyone hates her. So weird.

After the wedding Serena and Jake headed back home. They'll eventually move out but I'd like for Serena to at least get pregnant first, that way they'll be at least one child from them. Her traits are Workaholic, Socially Awkward, Good, Perfectionist, and Light Sleeper and her LTW is to be a Perfect Student. She has a university degree in PE and graduated with a B in it, so not bad!

As soon as they got home...

God damn it!

WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT?

>.< I'm so sorry Jake! I had no idea she was that old! You freaking cougar! Ugh, I guess this will be a short marriage and they'll be no kids from them. Fail.

On that lovely note, this concludes generation 1 in the Taylor legacy! Next post will feature all of Matt's university craziness. Thanks for reading!