Ashley and Matt decided to invite one of their college friends to come and stay with them for a while.
Uh oh! Don’t do it Matt!
This thing is ugly as hell but it’s super handy!
Doing laundry, trying to be a good Homemaker.
Aww, he’s so cute! Trying to look out the window but he’s just to small to reach it <33
Bathing the baby. Despite how evil she is, she really is a good mom and does her best.
And here she is! I think she’s originally Ashley’s college friend but I don’t remember. And because I’m a terrible Simmer, I can’t for the life of me remember her name. Fail.
Gave her a makeover and she’s actually rather pretty. I am DESPERATE to get a biological child so since Ashley’s still stuck in her pregnancy, she’ll be Matt’s backup choice. Oh, and she's a fairy. I tried to change her into a human in CAS since I don't want fairy babies but no luck. I seriously wish I could remember her freaking name!
Babies are so creepy! Look at those clouded eyes, ick! I don't think I care enough to download better default replacements though. Still, she looks creepy and I don't know why I took a closeup shot.
But not for long as it’s time for her to age into a toddler and become cute (hopefully).
…Okayyyy
Yeah, you just continue laughing and making fun of everyone and ignore the baby on the floor behind you having her birthday. Heartless jerk!
Not bad! She’s pretty cute, though that doesn’t necessarily mean much since I’ve seen cute toddlers grow up hideous. Fingers crossed though! I wish her hair was darker to go better with her skintone though.
Awww, sleeping Charlie, so cute!
Matt: I’m really glad you were able to come and spend time with us.
Yeah, she just goes around in her underwear when Matt's around >.<
Ashley: That bitch better stay away from my husband!
Charlie, you’re not supposed to eat the xylophone stick thing!
Just sinking into the ground, no big deal.
Freaking idiot got arrested AGAIN.
Ashley: Okay, say “bench”
Charlie: “bens”
Ashley: NO! Not bens, bench!
Maybe she should wait until she’s in a better mood before she tries to teach her poor child something.
I bought him a little golf set up so he can practice his swing.
Sim (god I’m horrible!): Hmmm *critiques artwork*
Sim: Nope, I’ve definitely seen better! This is crap!
Well, if he can’t have a biological child with his wife, then maybe he can get abducted by aliens and get a baby that way. But so far no luck and he’s about to master his logic skill.
Poor thing, waiting and waiting for a baby that’s never going to come.
Teaching Charlie how to walk. Gotta get those points!
Oh Matt. He was powerless to resist her scantily-clothed self.
I didn’t want to give up on getting Ashley un-pregnant so I did some more googling and realized that the NRAAS MasterController cheats mod (I already had the MasterController installed I think) has an option that allows you to terminate pregnancies. I downloaded it and sure enough, it worked! Ashley is finally not pregnant!
Sim: Hi Ashley!
Oh no you don’t, you don’t just go pretending everything’s okay when you’re kissing her husband behind her back!
Ashley is totally clueless to her husband’s…activities.
Maybe she’ll get pregnant and I’ll have better luck this time!
Sometimes I really fear for her kids’ safety O.o
And then she just goes back to normal like nothing happened. Freakin psychopath!
This face can only mean one thing.
Birthday time!
Eww, oh hell no!
Much better!
That’s an attractive face.
Ashley: MATTHEW TAYLOR!
Matt: Oh shit she knows!
Ashley: We need to talk.
Matt: Oh god I’m dead.
Ashley: HOW DARE YOU KISS THAT BITCH IN MY HOUSE! Did you think I wouldn’t find out???
Matt: I’m sorry, she was just walking around in her underwear and I couldn’t help it!
Ashley: No! I do not want to hear any BS excuses! You are perfectly capable of controlling your own actions!
Matt: I’m sorry D:
Mutual hate
RAAAAAAGGGEEEEE
Matt: Can I just say that you look beautiful today, babe.
Ashley: NO YOU CANNOT SAY THAT! Don't you dare try to sweet talk me after you've freaking made out with my friend!
*smacks*
Oooh, somebody's not feeling well.
Gotta love the gnomes!
Ashley: Get your hands off my child you husband stealing whore!
Such language in front of toddlers, geez!
Okay, I take back anything I said about her being a good mom. Good god this woman scares me!
Look who just popped into pregnancy! Fingers and everything else crossed that this pregnancy goes smoothly and actually progresses so I can finally have my biological heir!
Santa aged into an adult. Poor thing, it looks like she inherited markings from all her ancestors XD
Matt: Ugh I have wrinkles D:
Yeah I think your bald head here is the biggest issue. Matt you are NOT one of those guys who looks good bald!
Birthday time for little Charlie! That's one less toddler to worry about, and Ashley taught him all the necessary skills in time so we get points for him.
*sparklesparklesparkle*
Oblig derp shot.
He rolled Neat as his next trait.
Even more derp.
His babies a growing up :(
Well, this epic freak out could only mean one thing...
Ashley's in labour! Yay!!!!
It's a girl!
Her name is Lily and she's Excitable and Loves the Heat.
I redecorated the upstairs loft to give Charlie a big boy bed. I really should have just gone with bedrooms, having a child and a screaming toddler in the same room does not go well for children who need sleep to do well in school.
I told Matt to do laundry and he left the house and started running.
He ran until he hit the ocean, where he got into a taxi.
He started going...
and going...
and going until he finally went too far out to sea that my Overwatch mod caught him and reset him, sending him back to his house where he belongs. I'm never having him do laundry again! Matt, was this your plan?
Catching a snek. These cats bring in a ton of money from the animals they catch!
Another toddler to teach to walk.
Birthday time! Poor girl does not look excited, probably because I'm a jerk and forgot about it so she had to have her birthday outside all alone.
*sparklesparklesparkle*
Since she's no longer in her 20s I have her a more "mom" makeover.
Stealing candy from your own child? Woman have you no morals at all??
Meg: *is devastated*
Ashley: Mmm, this sure is good!
Matt: Oh no, it's the tickle claw coming for you!
Matt: Tickle tickle!
So cute, playing with her IF <3
Awwww! Little dogs are adorable!
Mmm, pumpkin pie!
Little brat, going around booby trapping the whole house.
He autonomously went and got a book from the bookshelf to read.
Birthday time for Shadow too! Man, there are a lot of birthdays this update!
Aww, even more grey now.
And birthday time for Chip as well.
Awww, old man dog <33 I love the elderly pets, they're so cute!
Playing in her little play pen that I recoloured to make it girly.
Meg doesn't just use the potty, she becomes the potty.
Toddlers are so cute when they're toddling around. Speaking of, obviously she learnt to walk but she also learnt to talk and was potty trained. Good job Ashley!
Yet another birthday, geez that's all this update has been about!
Meg: Yayyy birfday!
Nothing brings out derp like birthdays do!
*Sparklesparklesparkle*
She's cute! That's no guarantee that she'll stay cute, but she's my favourite for right now. Too bad she's not eligible for heir (I really want my heirs to be biological children to keep their bloodlines going back to the founders).
Callie: *scratch scratch*
Oh no :(
Wow, what a horrible time to have a birthday!
:'(
Grimm is so cute with the animals though.
Eeeee, she's so cute! She looks just like her grandmother <33 I seriously hope she stays cute as she ages up.
Thanks for reading everyone! I'll try to have the next updated posted in a week or so, to try to get fully caught up. The next update includes plenty of drama, though maybe not so many of them glitch-related.
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